i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
