I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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