ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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