I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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