If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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