I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
50% drunk capacity currently
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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