Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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