She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
