I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize