After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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