I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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