Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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