I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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