I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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