i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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