i don't like sucking hair
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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