so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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