so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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