i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
