i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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