Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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