would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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