If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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