i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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