I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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