He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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