I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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