I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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