just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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