the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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