you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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