gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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