Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Randomize
