when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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