Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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