I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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