Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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