I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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