i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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