he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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