oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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