apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I think people are normalizing furries
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