how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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