She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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