the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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