we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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