I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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