A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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