This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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