The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
