im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
