i think my tv is drunk
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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